Greatest Hits by
Harlan Ellison
My rating:
5 of 5 stars
Even though I've read most of these short stories across the years, it's an utter no-brainer to pick up these stories and enjoy them again.
It's Harlan Ellison, ya'll. Always acerbic, a force for energetic good, and yet, litigious as hell -- and above all, a loud-mouth, brilliant storyteller.
Instead of commenting on every single story here, I will just mention my now-favorites. A few will slip and slide, but some will always remain.
Repent, Harlequin, said the Ticktock Man -- the ultimate SF that thumbs its nose at time-punchers, is sad and it makes me angry and while I APPRECIATE the damn point, I deal with people who can't not be late for their very lives -- so I guess I have to become the Ticktocck Man. GGahaaaaahhhhhhh. Anyway.
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream -- Alas, I've read this 5 times, and so, I decided to use ChatGPT to give me it's REAL opinion on AM, and oh, my, it's a slippery one.
Deathbird -- I always thought of this as a little philosophical stroll down good/evil redemption lane, but HOW it was written was pretty awesome. A little cosmic horror and schoolwork together never hurts.
Chatting with Anubis -- Short, sharp afterlife. Secrets kill. :)
The Whimper of Whipped Dogs -- Wicked, wicked, wicked story. I mean, I get where Harlan goes with this, and it seems utterly logical, if cultishly demonic, but I don't *WANT* to believe this is the only available outcome -- with or without the supernatural element. *sigh*
Jeffty is Five -- This one always got under my skin. All the implications, the SF reasons, the fantasy reasons, but in the end, it was the simple, obvious reason that freaked me out the most. The cost of aging. Only, because this is Ellison, he aims for your heart by way of under your ribcage, not through.
Pretty Maggie Moneyeyes -- I don't know. Maybe this one will never be my favorite. The whole sex and gambling twist might be fine on the surface, but I've never been a gambler, and this was merely an okay story for me. Fortunately, Harlan's track record is still awesome.
Shatterday -- Self-hate, paranormal style. Got to find an old 80s twilight zone ep with a young Bruce Willis doing justice to this story. :)
Mefisto in Onyx -- Beautiful story. Hits hard on so many levels, not just racism or the ugliness or people's minds, but a glorious story of power and responsibility. Oh, and it's also great fun.
On the Downhill Side -- It's hard for me to treat this as an afterlife fantasy because it's just too raw. To love too much or too little, to be maintained, at the very last, by innocence, only to consume it... I honestly couldn't help but feel like it was older people trying to move past their youthful indiscretions, to find peace and happiness now, when all seemed lost. Beautiful story.
Paladin of the Lost Hour -- What comes off as a pretty damn cool humans being human to each other story, a kind of mentor-type story, with memory and care at the forefront, becomes rather mystical and neat by the end.
The Beast that Shouted Love at the Heart of the World -- This one is a pretty wildly imaginative story that might as well be a subtle Mystery Tale that straddles the sweet spot between madness, murder, and love to find a perfect stillness. Rather cool, all told.
I'm Looking for Kadak -- Wild Jewish Aliens hitting that sweet spot of Waiting for Godot.
How Interesting: A Tiny Man -- Short, and startlingly accurate. We definitely would behave this way.
Djinn, No Chaser -- I love how much I came to like this newlywed couple after disliking them so much. It ALMOST reads like a JOB story in blindingly-fast fashion.
How's the Night Life in Cissalda? -- Truly, this one is for anyone on the prowl for an apocalypse story that answers the question: What would it be like to fuck ourselves to extinction?
From A to Z, in the Chocolate Alphabet -- Funny glossary, a-la devil's dictionary, but Ellison-style.
Eidolons -- Again returning to the fine line between murder and transcendence, this one is a little less creepy than previous stories, but the solid transcendence theme was damn fine.
All The Lies That Are My Life -- I think, although I haven't done any of the research to prove it either way, that this is a very personal tale, even autobiographical, or at least extremely revealing, take on Ellison, himself. Friendship, art, what he wanted to pass on after death, etc.
Here's the fact, however: no matter how contentious Harlan was in real life, he has a charisma, like his own characters, that live on long after his death.
To me, I think he's one of the finest storytellers we've ever had. Full stop. I've read many of these multiple times, often read by the author, himself, and I'll just say that they're true works of art, just like the damn man himself.
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